An Anji Ray Review: Catfish Season 2, Episode 14 “Keyonnah & Bow Wow”–Girl, Bye!


They say, “God only watches over fools and babies.”  Well, chile’ HUNTY, God must have Michael and the rest of the angels keeping watch over Keyonnah.  Yall, I wasn’t going to give this episode much attention, but given the fact that mention of it has seeped onto MOST if not all my social media sites, I’ll dedicate a thought or three.

1.  Keyonnah, for lack of better words, is a bit special.  Nev and Max KNEW from the moment they opened up that email, that Ms. Keyonnah was either challenged, delusional, or a very balanced combination.  Personally, I think she is lying about receiving $10k from a stranger who is claiming to be Bow Wow.  She knew she wasn’t communicating with no dang gone Bow Wow.  Point. Blank. Period.  And she wasn’t.  Come to find out, the Facebook Page that claimed to belong to Bow Wow, the one she had initially “Liked”, supernaturally disappeared. This doesn’t sound good.  CLEARLY!

2.  Fast Forward.  Max and Nev are in a hotel room, sorting out the details if this is really Bow Wow or not.  ITS NOTTTTTTTTTTT!  Yall are too grown to be playing up for the cameras like this.  Too grown.  Nev and Max head to the KeKe’s house to say they “came up” with a few things.  They got in touch with someone at MTV’s studio and asked if that person knew Bow Wow’s assistant.  They did.  So, why didn’t they just reach DIRECTLY out to Bow Wow.  Yall see where I’m going with this?  I’m skipping over all the details because this episode is stupid.

3.  Last point.  KeKe finds out that the MAN she was planning the rest of her life with after 4 months, was indeed NOT BOW WOW, but a GIRL named Dee Pimpin’.  Who has managed to have fooled tons of mentally challenged rachets into believing that SHE was really a HE.  Even down to the bedroom antics.  Something about lamb.  And of course you know the rest.  KeKe is super embarrassed and can’t believe that the person she was planning a lifetime with was not Bow Wow, but she kinda of guessed it wouldn’t be, but she would have never guessed it wasn’t even a man!  Poor Keke.  Poor lil Keke.  Dee Pimpin'(who claims to be a rapper, but once Nev “googled” the name, no search results were found) insists that she would do anything for KeKe and her baby if given the chance. sHE’s sorry.  Girl, bye!  The Real Bow Wow on the other hand feels extremely flattered and seems to have missed the whole point.  See for yourself here Bow Wow’s Response to Catfish .  Missed the episode?  That’s okay, catch up by clicking here Catfish: “Keyonna & ‘Bow Wow’ “, Season 2 Episode 14

What do you guys think?  Fake or Real?

Till next time loves.  Muah!

Anji Ray

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Anji Ray: An*jee Rey -noun Panamanian Princesa. A force. A lover. A Fighter. 5-Star. Trained. Classy. Ready. Actor. Groundling In Training.
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